What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 10:14

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…